The Janoskians

The band that brought us ‘Real Girls Eat Cake’ are never going to be classed as high-brow but they’re a little bit more on radio-form here, though only in this censored version. Successfully parodying the sound of generic boy band music whilst also mimicking it, it manages to parody it whilst also creating its very…

What would you get if you crossed One Direction and the Vamps with the music of Reel Big Fish and the potty mouth of some snickering teenage boys? Well, this. It’s pretty much a novelty track with lyrics that come straight off the back of a fag packet and it’s hardly complimentary to the target…